Review of Bruiser

Henry Creedlow is a businessman who's dead inside (knowing George Romero, he's probably dead inside because he's a product of "capitalistic society" or some such nonsense). One day he loses everything, including his face. Now a blank slate, he feels free to kill anyone who has wronged him in the past. Romero hasn't had a really decent move since 1982's "Creepshow", and his bad luck or awful tastes or what have you doesn't seem to get any better with this silly little turd of a movie. The only one who has any sort of chemistry in this film is...wait, no they all suck equally. Don't waste your time, you have too little left to waste.

Eye Candy: Nina Garbiras, Marie Cruz, and Kiran Friesan get topless

My Grade: D-

DVD Extras: Commentary by director George A Romero; and Misfits music video

Easter Egg: Click on the Lion's Gate logo for a Theatrical Trailer, and Trailers for "O", and "Faust: Love of the Damned"