Review of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

When virgin swimmer Justin gets accepted by the popular kids, they turn him on to extremely soft-core porn, which makes him stare at girls and chug six-packs of Red Bull. Ironically, he's more naked in most of this movie than any of the internet girls he looks at so obsessively. His swimming stats suffer as a direct result, which is sad because his mother actually says that swim team is Justin's ONLY CHANCE of getting into a good school. He's only a sophomore! GEEZ! How about emphasizing academics? Help him with his homework or something. She even discourages study sessions with over-the-top virgin do-gooder Amy. No wonder Justin falls in with a "bad" crowd... This one kid, Tim, who introduces Justin to porn in the first place, delivers an Oscar-worthy performance. When he shakes Justin down in the locker room, screaming, "I'm getting perverted spam on account of you!" you really feel his pain. See, for Tim and the other jocks, porn was like a bicycle. They were okay with the training wheel phase, but latex catsuits? That's going too far! The Monica storyline is too stupid for words. Next time you see a beat-up, strung-out looking guy laying in a pile of garbage, don't just assume alcohol or drugs got him there - IT WAS PROBABLY PORN.