This movie is a remake of an earlier bad caveman film by the same title. The only interesting thing about either film is the casting of Victor Mature in the original and Raquel Welch in the remake. Casting Welch was not a bad idea, as watching her grunt, be chased by dinosaurs and dance around half undressed is indeed preferable to seeing Victor Mature do the same! However, this being said, all these elements do not add up to a movie any sane person would want to see. I mean, think about it, people grunting and using "caveman talk" for about an hour and a half!! Boy, even with Ms. Welch's breasts so prominently displayed, this movie becomes almost immediately boring! Think about that for a moment--this beautiful actress is scantily clad and yet the movie quickly becomes boring--it takes a lot of effort to do that!!
Review of One Million Years B.C.
