My first-ever review! I can't believe IMDb even bothers with TV movies. My stepmom and her friend were watching this, and I overheard it while microwaving pizza, okay? Normally I would never watch Lifetime!
But what I saw of it was so dumb, I went to my room to watch it without them knowing. They were taking this movie seriously!
It's like a made-for-health-class special. This skinny swim-geek Justin makes all-state (like any kids care about swim team!), but next day, all the real jocks want to talk to him? They even decide he's cool enough for the lame porn they're into, and access to skank Monica's pathetic web-cam site. She's a senior, he's a sophomore, but hey, he made all-state swim team, so now she wants him.
What porn does to him: he blows off his church-going virgin girlfriend. He makes excuses to get out of family-rent-a-movie-night, he starts hoarding energy drinks so he can watch porn late at night (with his bedroom door open, dummy!)At swim meet, he's trying to get his porn fix on a PDA, which directly causes him to spill a drink on the floor and screw up his swim time???
Porn makes him want to go all the way with his platonic girlfriend, but later it makes him wimp out when slutty Monica tries to bag him.
Who wrote this crap? It doesn't make any sense! Justin does kind of okay keeping his free porn addiction secret, but later he charges it to his parents' credit card? Horny Monica's sitting across from him at the library, so he looks at her site instead of going for it? Hacks porn later at school? Gets caught! Duh. I smell an intervention...
The little brother gets exposed, I don't get this, first time the kid saves something it's as "a note to myself" like a 9-year old would ever write that, but next time he puts it on a disc he labels "Virgin Vaginas"; go figure. Oh right, porn makes you dumber. In just days!
And the "cool kid/real jocks" at school. They're watching pornos, getting Justin into that, but later after Justin shows one of them an"extreme" site with leather/latex FULLY CLOTHED girls, the other kid turns on him? This is one of the dumbest scenes in the movie - the guy grabs Justin, he's all angry and yells "I'm still getting perverted spam on account of you!I oughtta kick your warped *ss!" What a joke!
Since I crept off to room to see this crappy flick without anyone knowing (unlike Justin, I shut my door), I'm guessing my stepmom wonders if I'm looking at porn RIGHT NOW. Thanks a lot, Lifetime!
But what I saw of it was so dumb, I went to my room to watch it without them knowing. They were taking this movie seriously!
It's like a made-for-health-class special. This skinny swim-geek Justin makes all-state (like any kids care about swim team!), but next day, all the real jocks want to talk to him? They even decide he's cool enough for the lame porn they're into, and access to skank Monica's pathetic web-cam site. She's a senior, he's a sophomore, but hey, he made all-state swim team, so now she wants him.
What porn does to him: he blows off his church-going virgin girlfriend. He makes excuses to get out of family-rent-a-movie-night, he starts hoarding energy drinks so he can watch porn late at night (with his bedroom door open, dummy!)At swim meet, he's trying to get his porn fix on a PDA, which directly causes him to spill a drink on the floor and screw up his swim time???
Porn makes him want to go all the way with his platonic girlfriend, but later it makes him wimp out when slutty Monica tries to bag him.
Who wrote this crap? It doesn't make any sense! Justin does kind of okay keeping his free porn addiction secret, but later he charges it to his parents' credit card? Horny Monica's sitting across from him at the library, so he looks at her site instead of going for it? Hacks porn later at school? Gets caught! Duh. I smell an intervention...
The little brother gets exposed, I don't get this, first time the kid saves something it's as "a note to myself" like a 9-year old would ever write that, but next time he puts it on a disc he labels "Virgin Vaginas"; go figure. Oh right, porn makes you dumber. In just days!
And the "cool kid/real jocks" at school. They're watching pornos, getting Justin into that, but later after Justin shows one of them an"extreme" site with leather/latex FULLY CLOTHED girls, the other kid turns on him? This is one of the dumbest scenes in the movie - the guy grabs Justin, he's all angry and yells "I'm still getting perverted spam on account of you!I oughtta kick your warped *ss!" What a joke!
Since I crept off to room to see this crappy flick without anyone knowing (unlike Justin, I shut my door), I'm guessing my stepmom wonders if I'm looking at porn RIGHT NOW. Thanks a lot, Lifetime!