Review of Post Impact

Post Impact (2004)
1/10
I feel like I was cheated out of 90 minutes of my life.
16 June 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Let me start by saying this is my first post on the site, and I was actually moved to write this by PI: Post Impact. The plot comes down to this: After earth is hit by a meteor we fall into a new ice age. The new government of the Northern States sends a mission to Berlin, to try to get control of a weapon which might be able to defrost earth. My wife rented the movie thinking it might be a bit of harmless fun- I found myself laughing hysterically even though there's no comedic moments to speak of. The plot is thin, it contains probably the most unnecessary sex scene I have EVER seen in a movie (counting late night adult dramas), the main character is one of the most shallow people I have seen in a movie (even though he is on a mission to find his wife and daughter, he falls for just about every girl that looks at him), the acting is, well, not great, and the best part: The awesomely bad CGI effects that wouldn't find a place in a computer game. There was just no way this was believable, even my four year old daughter spotted it. I would not recommend this movie to ANYONE, not even really die hard Dean Cain fans.
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