1/10
My least-favorite film of all time
1 June 2005
When it comes to the worst movies ever made, most are so bad that in a sick way you can enjoy them. If you have a decent imagination and a sardonic sense of humor then it's easy to find *something* to amuse yourself with. J-Lo's atrocious acting has made me laugh several times, so has Coleman Francis' magnetic screen presence. In some small way these little joys make sitting through "Red Zone Cuba" or "Enough" tolerable, and, if things get really bad, you might have enough material to genuinely enjoy yourself.

Taking this into consideration, I can say with no small amount of certainty that "Making Contact" is my least favorite film of all time. There is no consolation prize; nothing comes to speed things along. It's just drudgery. Little things that are usually enjoyable, even in bad films, are stripped of anything decent: 80's clichés fail to bring back fond memories, painfully bad acting fails to elicit any laughs, and the convoluted story fails to surprise or interest the reader. You neither love nor hate the characters-you take absolutely no stake in Ralph's adventure. Everything's flat and uninteresting. This film is completely worthless.
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