Forget Navy Seal, this story is really about a disgraced action hero, Vin Diesel. His new assignment: Protect the five kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house. I began to envy the deceased father as I watched this stupidity. Why was there absolutely no emotion or depth here at all? The concept is a good one but this movie flops right from the start. Vin Diesel is just horribly miscast and out of place. Unfortunately, this movie may make money because the grab at dumb kids and their parent's wallets is all that Disney is about these days. Congratulations Disnay, I thought your new low was Around The World in 80 days or The Alamo but this might out stink them all.
Review of The Pacifier
