Mortal Kombat (1995)
1/10
Making a plot vacation into a movie
28 January 2005
Only someone on LSD could like this...seriously. This is the stupidest movie ever, during one scene Johnny Cage practically goes to hell but then he defeats the person who took him there and then he starts walking as if he can just walk right back to the island. Secondly, anyone who watches this movie and is above the age of 5 knows that scripts were second to punching & acting & coherency. Anytime i hear a Johnny Cage line I want to rip out my ears and throw them at the t.v. Hopefully the v-chip will protect against such travesties in the future, children shouldn't be subjected to this under any circumstances. Furthermore, the game was pretty good, but this was clearly could measure up to a game which was only killing a slight stabbing. How sad, someone kill me cause I think by writing this I am beginning to un-repress this movie. Good-bye i'm about to stick my head in the microwave on high to rid my brain of Mortal Combat.
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