Review of In Hell

In Hell (2003)
1/10
Awful as Hell!!
8 October 2003
Mr Van Damme gives an oscar performance...No Way! It seems he hasn't been working out for years. A long time ago he used to take off his shirt and make his splits in every given occasion. Why IN HELL is he the only person who's keeping on his shirt? By the way Jean Claude, get a new hair cut! I think the plot was written on a piece of toilet paper: Wife gets killed, husband turns into SAVAGE, is thrown in prison and beats up the bad guys. He is supported by the wise black guy with his worldly wisdoms. The so called 'martial arts'sequences could have been from a bud spencer movie. And what the heck is wrong with the moth? Is there any paranormal spirit beyond? Not to mention the jets flying over the jail! To sum up: Bad script, bad effects and an overall bad performance by the former brussel steel machine! Better luck next time...
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