2/10
Terrible... but oh so enjoyable!
30 November 2003
I dont remember how I first came to know of this movie, but as soon as I saw the title, i knew I had to see it.

This movie is even worse than the title suggests. The plot is idiotic, the production is terrible, and it's got some of the worst editing and acting ever known to film. But that is precisely why it is so wonderful to watch!

Basically, the mostly non-existant plot consists of Jesus Christ updating his look (complete with earrings and new tennis shoes) and proceding to kick some vampire butt. Oh yeah, and he also likes to spontaneously break into song.

If you rent this movie, expect to fast forward through the "on the road" scenes. They are *very* extended (and seem to take up at least 60% of the screen time). These consist of just Jesus, and others, driving around in cars, not doing much. I think they added these because they didnt have much else to put in the final edit. Fast forward straight to the fight scenes. These are so bad and so rediculous that they're absolutely hilarious!
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