1/10
Oh the pain!
29 August 2004
Words cannot truly describe how down and out awful this movie was! I took my 6 year old to see this and even she seemed less than interested in this garbage. Not surprising given the superior "children's" movies that have come out in the last few years such as Nemo and any other Pixar movie. Scott Baio finally proved that he could be in something worse than "Joanie loves Chachi". All I could keep thinking about was how John Voight made superior movies like "Midnight Cowboy" and to wind up in trash this... This would have been great MST 3000 fodder - even "Manos, Hands of Fate" fares well against this. Again, most normal human beings couldn't even make a movie this bad if they tried. I guess this was fate paying me back for all the horrible foreign import/dubbed "Pipi Longstocking" movies my mom had to take me to in the 70's (as she often reminds me.) It's all karma...
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