Review of Totem

Totem (1999 Video)
Incredibly boring and pointless
21 October 2001
Warning: Spoilers
[CONTAINS A SPOILER BELOW]

This was one of the most pathetic movies I've ever seen in my life. I seriously want my 80+ minutes back from my life!!!

The plot makes no sense, and the actors--where did they dredge up those talentless teens, the local 7-11?! But perhaps the worst part is [***SPOILER WARNING***]when one of the characters has a pointless dream midway through the movie about some vikings attacking a fakey-looking medieval castle, while some bored-sounding guy is narrating. WHY?!?! It made absolutely NO SENSE compared to the rest of this movie. It was as though someone came along and just stuck in this part for no reason, just to mess with viewers' heads.

Avoid this movie at all costs, unless you like seeing soap actors in movies (one of the girls was in "Bold and the Beautiful").
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