2 minutes into the movie and I was laughing at how wooden the acting was. Then....it got worse. I was looking forward to this movie...it had been well-hyped, and I like Kevin Bacon and Elisabeth Shue, but the trailer is certainly better than the feature. I never believed that these people were scientists - they were too damned stupid. But I did learn a few things:
1) Turning people invisible is easy (quote from the movie).
2) When you're invisible, and you could do so many things in such a state, all you'll really want to do is touch boobs.
3) Related to #2, it seems that when you're invisible, the women that you're molesting can't really feel it, as they do not wake up during your fondling fest.
4) Becoming invisible not only imparts super-human strength to you, but you can also survive having your head bashed in, being burned to a crisp, being electrocuted, etc. Think of the fun!
5) Our insides actually look computer-rendered, like part of a Playstation game.
6) I will never again pay to see a Paul Verhoeven movie. No way.
Why did I rate this movie a 2, even though it is in my top 3 for worst movies ever? Rhona Mitra. Holy cow, she's hot.
1) Turning people invisible is easy (quote from the movie).
2) When you're invisible, and you could do so many things in such a state, all you'll really want to do is touch boobs.
3) Related to #2, it seems that when you're invisible, the women that you're molesting can't really feel it, as they do not wake up during your fondling fest.
4) Becoming invisible not only imparts super-human strength to you, but you can also survive having your head bashed in, being burned to a crisp, being electrocuted, etc. Think of the fun!
5) Our insides actually look computer-rendered, like part of a Playstation game.
6) I will never again pay to see a Paul Verhoeven movie. No way.
Why did I rate this movie a 2, even though it is in my top 3 for worst movies ever? Rhona Mitra. Holy cow, she's hot.