Captain Ron (1992) C-100 min. D: Thom Eberhardt. Kurt Russell, Martin Short, Mary Kay Place, Meadow Sisto. Unfunny `comedy' about inept sailor Russell, who takes Short and family on a cruise. They run into pirates, violent storms, and cannibals. Don't waste your time! RATING: 2 out of 10. Rated PG-13 for sexual content, violence, and strong language.
Review of Captain Ron
