1/10
There's gotta be a plot in here somewhere (possible spoilers)
11 January 2003
Warning: Spoilers
As near as I can figure out, it has something to do with drugs, deformed babies, kewpie dolls, bad haircuts, bad accents, bad acting, bad editing, David Carradine occasionally mumbling into a phone, stock-footage explosions, and a female DEA agent in really tight jeans.

Beyond that, it could be anything.

Lots of tremendously boring fight scenes, many of which are so badly choreographed that they look as if the actors were just filmed blocking them out and they never bothered to do a real take.



This moronic and boring little flick does have one scene which is worth the price of the DVD:

Our Hero (an Adrian Paul manqué, and how pathetic is *that*?) throws a couple of fragmentation grenades onto an LA freeway bridge, causing an enormous (I mean, *far* too big) explosion which knocks down a footbridge in the middle of the jungle somewhere. It may be the most hilariously egregious stock-footage mismatch I've ever seen.
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