Review of Hobgoblins

(spoilers)I know what I'd like to do with them. It involves heavy equipment and a flame thrower. I think a quip from the MST3K version of this putrid film completely sums it up:During the non-sexy strip show by Kevin's frigid girlfriend Amy, the greasy bouncer Roadrash holds up a sign indicating an approval of her 'low impact aerobics'. It says HIT. Crow remarks "They should really add an S to that" and Tom Servo says "HITS?", wherein Crow replies "Yeah, sure" This film is HIT with an S big time. It has a greasy, nasty overtone that makes one feel foul. As Tom Servo remarks "Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?". I think you could from this one. Rik Sloane must be pure greaseball to have directed such a slimy movie. It actually leaves a bad taste in your mouth. It's not just bad(which it is on many levels) it's also foul and repulsive. It left me with the feeling that I'd been swimming around in someone's septic tank. And that's not even getting into the horrendous acting, laughable special effects, stupid fight scenes, and ultra corny dialogue. It should have a warning label on the film: Hobgoblins-watch it and spend a week in the shower trying to feel clean again.