OK now people. I have seen some real turds in my day, but this is the supreme master. El King Turdo, if you will.
This is a bad movie made good by such a pitiful attempt at film making, but beware - there are instructions to make it through and have a story to tell... More than likely extreme boredom is needed, or maybe some kind of liquor to numb the effects of being blatantly assaulted by such utter trash.
Next, you need to fast forward through about the first 15 minutes of the movie. Start it up when Hercules is a baby and left to float down a river. Thats where the movie officially starts because thats where it actually begins to become watchable in a ridiculous way.
This movie is a real treat if you can sit through it from that point on. The horrid acting. The laughable special effects. The appalling soundtrack. The ridiculous story and scripting. (The peak of the movie: Hercules fighting a grizzly bear, ends up throwing him into outer space.) Basically, pure comedy that is sure to provoke some dissapointing groans. Some nice looking women too, but like the last reviewers said: "The cleavage can't even save this movie."
This movie needs to be seen and definetly needs the 1(awful) vote on this site. This film needs to be voted into its proper place as THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!
This is a bad movie made good by such a pitiful attempt at film making, but beware - there are instructions to make it through and have a story to tell... More than likely extreme boredom is needed, or maybe some kind of liquor to numb the effects of being blatantly assaulted by such utter trash.
Next, you need to fast forward through about the first 15 minutes of the movie. Start it up when Hercules is a baby and left to float down a river. Thats where the movie officially starts because thats where it actually begins to become watchable in a ridiculous way.
This movie is a real treat if you can sit through it from that point on. The horrid acting. The laughable special effects. The appalling soundtrack. The ridiculous story and scripting. (The peak of the movie: Hercules fighting a grizzly bear, ends up throwing him into outer space.) Basically, pure comedy that is sure to provoke some dissapointing groans. Some nice looking women too, but like the last reviewers said: "The cleavage can't even save this movie."
This movie needs to be seen and definetly needs the 1(awful) vote on this site. This film needs to be voted into its proper place as THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!