If you watch a movie like "Amityville II: The Possession" looking for a little insight on possession, exorcisms, murder, incest and the other truths of home ownership, it must be hard for you to read this, what with your head spinning around and split pea soup spurting from your mouth.
Then again, "Amityville II" was no doubt written with you in mind. Lots of gore, sensationalism, special effects and a priest who wields a mean crucifix. But as far as entertainment value....
You know that bug zapper hanging out on your front porch? It has more chance of scaring you than this tripe. Just pretend you're a mosquito.
One star. And Paulie, if Rocky only knew how you spend your off hours....
Then again, "Amityville II" was no doubt written with you in mind. Lots of gore, sensationalism, special effects and a priest who wields a mean crucifix. But as far as entertainment value....
You know that bug zapper hanging out on your front porch? It has more chance of scaring you than this tripe. Just pretend you're a mosquito.
One star. And Paulie, if Rocky only knew how you spend your off hours....