Review of Monster a Go-Go

Now, upon hearing the title, one might think that this is just another bad, bargain-basement monster movie. But it's really so much more! Now, there's something that sets this apart from all the other movies of it's type--continuity. Plan 9 From Outer Space has continuity. Hobgoblins has continuity. Red Zone Cuba has continuity (oh, wait--bad example). Hey, even Gamera vs. Guiron has continuity, I'll give it that. This doesn't. Helicopters fly through the air, people die, monsters wander through the countryside, and you couldn't break the IMDB rule of not revealing a spoiler if you tried. It really isn't that fun to watch, but much hilarity comes from the utter ineptness of the direction and scripting, especially with the end. For the serious moviegoer, avoid at all costs... but if you were a serious moviegoer, why would you be reading a review of Monster a-Go-Go, anyway?