Frasier (TV Series)
Dial M for Martin (1998)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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[Niles is trying to weasel out of inviting Martin to stay with him]
Niles : Eddie... you know, Dad, I just realized, my building doesn't allow dogs.
Martin Crane : Oh, well that's it, because I'm not leaving Eddie.
Niles : Oh, what a shame.
Martin Crane : Yeah, I guess I can find someplace. It can't be too small, though, 'cause it's gotta have a bedroom for Daphne.
Niles : [reconsiders] You know, Dad, about that no-dog rule? I could speak to Clarice, the head of our co-op board.
Martin Crane : Really? You think she'd make an exception?
Niles : Well, let's just say she's bent quite a few rules in her time, and if she doesn't want her husband to find out, she'll bend this one.
Martin Crane : That's great!
Niles : Its settled, Daphne can move in straight away... you and Daphne.
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Martin Crane : [opens front door at Nile's apartment] Oh hi Frasier.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi Dad. Hi Niles. Forgive me, I know how annoying it can be to drop by without calling first.
Niles : Don't worry. I used to do it all the time.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's how I know.
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Niles : [a look of cunning on his face] I can't let her leave. I just can't.
Martin Crane : [nervous] Well, there's nothin' we can do about it.
Niles : I still have a day. I just have to be more... resourceful.
Martin Crane : [fearfully] Like how?
[stumbles back against a pillar]
Niles : It's my problem, not yours. I just have to think. Fresh air, maybe that'll calm me down.
[He climbs the stairs to the landing and looks out window]
Niles : Oh, look at the sunset!
[turns with same oddly crafty expression]
Niles : Dad, come join me on the balcony.
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Roz : So Martin, why don't you tell Niles your new idea?
Martin Crane : Well, actually, it was Roz's idea, but I think she might have something, you know? You know, Frasier and I have been kinda buttin' heads lately...
Niles : Well, Frasier has been very difficult. I don't know how you live with him.
Martin Crane : Well, that was Roz's idea. She suggested that I move in with you for a while.
Niles : [dumbstruck] Did she?
Martin Crane : Yeah. You know, we talked about it when I first got shot, but of course Maris was the problem. So I guess the big question now is: Do you still want me?
Niles : [a fake smile pasted on] Oh, don't be silly. I want you just as much now as I wanted you then.