Frasier (TV Series)
Dial M for Martin (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Martin Crane : [opens front door at Nile's apartment] Oh hi Frasier.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi Dad. Hi Niles. Forgive me, I know how annoying it can be to drop by without calling first.
Niles : Don't worry. I used to do it all the time.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's how I know.
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Martin Crane : Oh, a call came in for you.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Rebecca Wendell! Oh my God!
Martin Crane : Isn't she that model you've been after?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Not just a model, Dad, a lingerie model! I met her at the symphony. Wow, this is amazing! When did this come in?
Martin Crane : About an hour ago.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was here an hour ago.
Martin Crane : Yeah, you were in the tub.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That didn't stop you yesterday when you came in to ask me if a peach smelled funny!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I hope you're happy! Now I have to sit here all afternoon waiting for the phone to ring!
Martin Crane : As opposed to what you normally do?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, that's rich coming from you! A man who's spent the last five years welded to his aptly named Lay-Z-Boy!