Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Marlon Wayans: Shorty
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Quotes
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Dwight Hartman : Let's split up.
Brenda Meeks : Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?
Theo : She's right, we should stick together.
Dwight Hartman : She's right. Okay.
[pointing to Cindy, Buddy and Theo]
Dwight Hartman : You three, follow me!
[Brenda, Shorty and Ray are left alone]
Shorty Meeks : Ain't that a bitch.
[the three of them begin to cry]
Brenda Meeks : We gonna die, y'all.
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Dwight Hartman : Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
Little Bird : Fuck off, four eyes.
Dwight Hartman : H... h... I beg your pardon?
Little Bird : I said: "Fuck off... four eyes"
Dwight Hartman : You know, I oughta kick your ass!
Shorty Meeks : Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi little birdy... Polly want a cracker?
Little Bird : Polly want your momma's sweet ass.
Shorty Meeks : ...what did Polly say to me?
Little Bird : I said: "Polly wants your momma's... sweet ass".
Shorty Meeks : You don't be talking 'bout my momma son, you don't know my momma son!
Little Bird : Yeah, I know your momma, I fucked her last night.
Shorty Meeks : You want beef? I'll fuck you up!
Little Bird : Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking.
Shorty Meeks : Aw no fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, ya'll. Hold my tooth son.
Little Bird : Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on!
Shorty Meeks : What you hardcore? Gimme somethin'!
Little Bird : Lemme outta here, come on pussy. Lemme outta here, I'll fuck you up!
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Hanson : Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
Shorty Meeks : Helloo... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
Cindy Campbell : Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
Hanson : I did not! That's all his stuff!
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Shorty Meeks : Woooooh!
Cindy Campbell : Oh, Shorty!
Shorty Meeks : Cindy!
Cindy Campbell : There's a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?
Shorty Meeks : Eeeh, eeh... I got it!
[Shoves Cindy out of the room and locks the door]
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Shorty Meeks : Yeah.
Shorty Meeks : [Rips out a page from his history book]
Shorty Meeks : Free papers.
Shorty Meeks : [laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]
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Buddy : I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
Shorty Meeks : Aww, naaaaw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST! What's a poltergeist?
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Shorty Meeks : Toke! Toke! Take it to the head! Take it to the head!
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Shorty Meeks : Aww, we dealing wit a poltergeist!
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Shorty Meeks : [while being rolled up like a joint by a weed tree] I'll NEVER smoke you again.
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Hanson : Who's ready for a wing?
Dwight Hartman : Yours or the turkeys?
Shorty Meeks : Oh shit, son.
Hanson : Well, I know what you'd like. How about a leg?
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Shorty Meeks : No. I need a place to stay. Momma Dukes kicked me out.