Henry has had an anti-drug day at school and it's made him an "anti-druglord", who spies on his family. Claudia found that the film in their camera was full, so she had it developed. And that revealed some secrets Sean had kept.
Eddie receives a delivery of 20 cases of crème de menthe that tastes disgusting. And its non-returnable. However, Claudia bets she can sell it. Before she's had a taste. Sean decides to teach Brad how to be a cool boyfriend.
The bar is not turning profit, so Sean declares that unless St. Patrick's Day is profitable, the brothers will sell the bar. Brad's Science Club is building a big figure for the parade and Sister Helen wants them to win the prize.
Sean finds a pregnancy test box in the trash and thinks it's Lily's. Lily feels betrayed when she and Dean go to get tattoos, and Dean chickens out. And Jimmy is plagued by the world's biggest zit.
Sean and Claudia return from a successful vacation to Atlantic City - what went right? Unfortunately, despite Eddie's claims that his child sitting went fine, things got out of hand - what went wrong?
Eddie lost Hope (the girl, not the concept). Lily's imagined all summer that Brad's cheating on her with Lana, and decides to get even. Sean believes he got Claudia pregnant when it was *not* planned, and hastily decides not tell her.
Eddie is about to lose Hope (the girl, not the concept). Brad's spent past summers at space camp and told the guys he's got a girl, Lana, there. Nobody's believed him, but when he's about to stay the summer with Lily, Lana comes to see him.
Brad & Lily's anniversary is coming up and Lily has a wish list she gives to Brad. But Brad wants to surprise her. Sean gets a notification from the Home Owners' Association but he decides to defy them. Someone has a dark secret.