4/10
BY THE BALLOT OR THE B-BOY
2 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Like the America's Cup, the best B-Boy artists are foreigners. Oh the humiliation! Dante (Laz Alonso) enlists Blake (Josh Holloway) a washed up basketball coach to run the team because Walter Matthau and Burgess Meredith are dead and Tom Hanks is too expensive. Dante laments as he entices Blake, "How long before hip-hop isn't cool?" Clearly this film isn't for me because I never thought hip-hop was cool in the first place.

Blake assembles a new group and places them in a boot camp atmosphere to build team work. We really need to punch the next person who says "There is no "I" in team." The group must overcome the expected internal conflict which bored me to tears. Caity Lotz plays Stacy, a late coming choreographer, supplies the film with token eye candy as she reads her two lines or so.

Parental Guide: I didn't recall any F-bombs, I won't say they aren't there. No sex or nudity. Some minor self crotch grabbing.
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