7/10
Cult Classic in the making?
26 January 2014
OK, the "Based on true events" at the opening of the movie; That really chaps my behind. No need for movies to falsely advertise that B.S. Totally uncalled for, and I am sick of movie's taking advantage of it. Moving on. 'Alice in Murderland' is not as bad a movie as these reviews claim. Remember, it is a B-movie. These are not A-list actors & actresses. They actually did a pretty good job and the movie was pretty hilarious with a ton of funny scenes. It had it dull and lame moments. But obv, you are going to have some give & take with a B-movie. Now, this movie is not for everybody. But honestly though, if you like slashers and do not mind B-movies, then you will prob enjoy this movie. Or you will at the very least find it watchable. It has a been gathering a loyal fan-base on its Facebook page and is slowly developing into a cult classic. HONEST TO GOD.

You would definitely not be giving it a rating as low as these people are, such as these 1's and 2's which I just don't understand. These people who give 1's and 2's will then complain and say they wish they had the time or money that they wasted on the movie back. Like they didn't have the choice to shut off the movie while it was on. I fast forward through some parts of bad movies sometimes and finish them in half the time. And still get the basic plot beginning middle and end of the movie. As for these 1's and 2's they give out like candy to kids, I mean I have seen some awful, and I mean awful movies. And those are 1's and 2's. This is nothing, compared to those. Not even close. Not even in the same ball-park. I mean seriously, a 1? Gimme a break? People who give movies a 1, I don't even see how they would watch the whole thing to the end.

The person who said Alice is the worst actor in the movie is a complete maroon (call it a color) & couldn't be more wrong than if he was a blind man shopping for a green t-shirt on his own. Except for Alice's grand finalé. Her acting was up there with the best of em'. Dee(meow)& Samantha (chef?), (bf), (black kid), were all much, much worst!!! A 10 second sketchy & shady laugh by Alice that was horrible acting and probably the worst in the movie does not make her the worst actress in the movie. It was only a 10 second scene. The rest of the main characters acting was decent. And her friend Maleroe. Her acting was very good in leading the cast. She def carries the movie. She is hot. A dime-piece, a 10!!! Her finale at the end is one for the books and I will tell you what. Big screen TV and high def if you can.
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