This movie was perhaps intriguing and sensual at its time, but the overall impression is that is does not deliver anything it promises: It is not funny, not scary and by no means sexy. The plot is simple: Two college kids go to the big city to find a stripper to please their college fraternity. They end up being chased by some not-so-classic 80s villains (Billy Drago amongst them) into a strip club filled with vampires, with Jones as a queen of sorts. It takes for ever for anything to happen, and when it sometimes does, it is all in pink and green neon, even underground. Grace Jones is supposed to be the main attraction in this horror flick, but her dancing number is at best mildly artsy. There is no way one can get engaged in whatever plot there might be, and hard to find anything to cherish - not even for its lameness.
Review of Vamp
