Review of Vamp

Vamp (1986)
1/10
What the .....!
20 November 2005
Warning: Spoilers
What the hell was that!? I sat through it hoping it would get better, and guess what? It did not! The acting was wooden to say the least. The story line totally unbelievable. The effect were cheesy and I guess the budget was non-existent. Possibly the worst movie I've ever wasted my time on. I'm a Grace Jones fan, but from now I'll just listen to her music. She was bad in Bond, and just plain vapid in Vamp.

So, as to the odd bits: You spin round three times in your car and go from daylight downtown rush hour to darkness in Vamp City (nowhere near Vegas)! Who were the albinos? Is that information saved for a potential Vamp II? What was with the sewer scenes - "Oh, it's safe, I've been here before"!!! They find the vampire lair, which just happens to have several drums of kerosene lying around in it! Come on, I'm sure even vampires that are afraid of fire would not be that stupid! There are 5 words to sum up this film: Bad bad bad bad bad!
6 out of 15 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed