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Danger 5 (2011)
Danger Why.
Embarrassing piece of ironic garbage that didn't make me laugh once. The kinda thing that's plagued modern entertainment for years now. I will not be watching past episode one. Barf.
Fillmore! (2002)
Nomore!
Self-serious children's cartoon that goes from entertaining to corny/preachy very quickly (seriously, why are these middle schoolers acting like this). Makes sense that it only got two seasons and 26 episodes.
Totally Spies! (2001)
Totally Lame.
Not as fun as people think it is. Follows three vapid/shallow characters who go on globetrotting adventures while still in high school. Needed nicer/more pleasant main characters to follow if they wanted me to stick around for 156 episodes. These three are no different than the mean girl nemesis who pops up every now and then. Very lame.
Relic Hunter (1999)
A waste of a good premise.
Immediately lost interest when I saw that she would be aided by some british goober. Would've been better if our main character was globetrotting on her own but our entertainment can't help itself.
Jett (2019)
Too quirky for its own good.
Another overlong television series that wants you to think it's cool but in the end it's anything but. Awful side characters, Tarantino-esque dialog, and that weird Hollywood glorification of criminals. Just not for me.
Reprisal (2019)
Not surprised this didn't get a second season.
Has an interesting premise that's bogged down by a lame gimmick and the show being an hour long. Falls into the trap that other long shows fall into where the focus is on lame side characters instead of the main character you've come to see. A real shame. This could've been something special.
Altered Carbon (2018)
The Irony of Altered Carbon.
Irredeemable Netflix series that wastes your time with soulless love stories and exhausting family drama. Did not care about anyone involved and will be skipping season two.
Another Life (2019)
The CW's Another Life.
Pointless drama. Unlikeable characters. Adults acting like teenagers. Average/Below-average looking cast. Unintelligible storylines. Rotten dialogue. Brother, this show would've fit perfectly on the CW network.
Happy Town: In This Home on Ice (2010)
Crappy Town.
A chore to get through. The central mystery didn't hook me in at all and the whole show (including the cast) is just too plain-looking. Completely understand why this only lasted eight episodes.
Zone blanche: Stranger Comes to Town (2017)
More of the same.
If you seen one crime-drama, you've seen them all (plot twist: this one's spoopy 🙄). This'll be my first and last episode of this show. Nothing interesting here and an utter bore to watch.
Twin Peaks (1990)
Twin Weaks.
This nonsense was straight cheeks, bro. Fans of this nonsense will try to tell you that it's only the middle portion or back-half of Season 2 that's bad, but Jesus Christ is S2 absolute garbagr from beginning to end (especially the end). Lost all interest in the central mystery, couldn't stand the supernatural bs, hated Windom Earle, and constantly rolled my eyes whenever Kyle MacLachlan wasn't onscreen. And doesn't get me started on the melodrama. I've seen discussion online say that this show is meant to be a parody/meta-deconstruction of soap operas, but like Evangelion (a so-called deconstruction of mecha anime) it completely fails at that. Nothing more than overrated garbage.
A piece of advice before I go: never trust the internet's opinion on entertainment.
24 (2001)
19.
That's how many episodes I could watch before giving up. Instead of being about Jack Bauer and the CTU, time is wasted on lame ass family drama (The Palmers + The Bauers) and a rotten love triangle. They even had the audacity to do an amnesia plotline with Jack's boring wife. Wretched.
iCarly (2007)
iHope the Revival is good.
At its best when it focuses on the teen drama/romance (which is few and far between) and its worst when it tries to do comedy (the main crux of the show).
Victorious (2010)
VicBORious.
Somewhat entertaining show about a cast of terrible people that loses its luster somewhere around the middle of season three and never recovers.
Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? (2019)
Going out sad.
This was on its way to being an anime classic, but lost all its charm once the reveal happens. It turns into melodramatic bs and has the audacity to not go all in on the incest. What a terrible way to end a series.
Jaku-chara Tomozaki-kun (2021)
Bottom-Tier Character/Mid-Tier Show.
Starts off rather interesting with a character you can't help but root for, but then midway through it gets annoyingly melodramatic and spends too much time focused on an exhausting character that can't accept coming in second place. Very disappointing.
Hori-san to Miyamura-kun (2021)
Holymiya.
Gave it the old five episode try and now I am tapping. A poor adoption that rushes its main romantic pairing and tries to focus on characters you couldn't possibly care about. It also gives you poorly developed friendships, nauseating melodrama, and a female MC so unlikeable that she'll have you acting like a therapist/psychologist in an attempt to try and figure out what in the hell is wrong with her.
Overhyped and overrated. Watch something else.
Taboo-Tattoo (2016)
Tapoo-Tattoo.
Garbage from beginning to end. Has a lame supernatural powers gimmick, an annoying mc with a hero-complex, a perverted villain who was semi-entertaining at first (but then turns into a "humans bad" matrix-level philosophical villain), and some dweeby chunibyo mentor figure they desperately want you to believe is cool. A waste of time.
Cop Craft (2019)
Cop Crap.
Expected a unique action/fantasy/cop series, but instead got a dull fantasy/cop series with racial politics and bits of action sprinkled in between. Yawn.
The God of High School (2020)
Same Old, Same Old.
Instead of being a martial arts series with memorable fights, God of Highschool turns out to be typical shounen trash with supernatural garbage, pro-wrestling style fights (heel dominates, babyface makes a comeback), hard-to-follow animation, and your main lead as a Goku stand-in (who is admittedly somewhat likeable). What a disappointment.
Gokushufudo (2021)
Oh brother....
Was looking forward to this but immediately got completely turned off by it's rotten animation. Also doesn't help that I only managed to smirk once during its entire first episode.