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Touch of Evil (1958)
Orson Welles is directing, I'm watching the version that he wanted
Orson Welles is directing and I'm watching the version that he wanted.
This movie I had fun with I went in with a little understanding about what is happening. I mean I didn't even read. What was on the back of my blue ray but I was really surprised about how well written and surprising the plot was.
I really enjoy how it must have played on expectations when it went out in the Cinema in the 50s like hey left-handed reverse the Mexican is the good honest guy and American police chief is the bad guy that corrupt crooked Cook.
We have some lovely presentation the black and white keeps it looking out of this world. It has a look we don't really use anymore and it just adds much more subtlety and painterly Strokes to the image. It looks like something I could put on my wall. It's just so well iconic.
Wells just takes every scene. He's in Mexican man with not played by Mexican sadly is also done extremely well and in the beginning. I didn't really care about any of the stuff that was happening, but slowly but it happens. I was hooked I really wanted to see it. It was just so compelling in the last half.
I really enjoy the villain, how dirty and corrupt he was and how he still felt like a sad pathetic husk of a man, who still did his job. I appreciate him. He was so fun and awesome acted.
If you're going to find the directors version, then you are certainly going to have to watch it.
A Goofy Movie (1995)
I had a goofy time.
It is funny that the plot of this movie is made entirely out of misunderstandings and don't want to talk about it. It's just one big movie about not talking to dad, the dad not talking to the son.
It looks very nice. Good 90s Disney animation and just has some very fun songs, no ones I'm gonna remember for a long time, but when they are they are fun, I really like illegally distinct Michael Jackson.
I like conflict between goofy and Max and I really enjoy Pete, Pete is my favorite. I want him and especially that sexy scene where he is beside the pool when we're looking down Angle oh, he looks good.
A very memorable fun movie.
Rabbids Go Home (2009)
We must send them to the moon
I startet this game set on a mission. I wanted the rabbits out of this world and I got my wish. They are finally gone now. They have to annoy mario and Princess Peach world.
Fun just driving the cart picking up garbage and collecting to the bar to get more items. It's just simple but fun. It's the perfect game to listen to a podcast to it's just so relaxing.
The collecting gameplay is fun and luckily gives a lot of unique and interesting level design because hey I grabbed this item now. I have to get out of this place with it and it just gets a lot of mileage with how many weird things I collected,
It has a simple and clean art style. It's really easy on the eyes just simple colors and character's that are skinny and look like could be blown away by Breeze.
It's the perfect gameplay for just playing some levels and then going back to doing something else. It's almost like an apple a day kind of game, every if I ended up completing it in two days because I just have so entertained.
The game is at the same time a bit challenging but also easy because the challenge is only as hard as how many items you want to collect.
Which helps with the relaxing quality, because I tell you this the secret ending is not worth it it's just a gold star, so just have fun with playing it
My character's was yellow guys the minions and mario that looked weird and I had fun so it's worth playing.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
good cinematography, iconic angles
Hurt Locker is an intense movie with a lot of good cinematography and iconic angles for the camera to show but I find the characters lagging.
Feels like an action film, at some point maybe with a bit of a serious get-up, but it is a movie I get taking out of it. I kind of wish it was more serious, but it is mostly and action film with a serious skin on it.
What I enjoyed most of what Meny sit pieces, the ways it shows the slow action packed way of getting the bombs out of the things and all of the different ways it is done and 1 horrific body scene with a little boy.
But then I get taking out of it because the characters are way to Simple and movie like I wish they were more grounded in reality but they feel like oh, I know this character and this kind of character. It feels like and normal film put in this conflict.
It is a fine movie. I would recommend it. Maybe it works on you.
Memorîzu (1995)
memories of anime distant past.
Seeing this much production quality and design put into these abstract and weird ideas is amazing. I truly appreciate old Ova market for what it did in the 90s and 80s.
Magnetic Rose is my favorite animation short I have seen, the beautiful design, The Haunting story disturbing accuracy in the little bloody scenes. It is one of the best short cartoons I have watched and it is always one I'm going back to.
I am blown away by every little detail in the background and how many subtle clues there are to what is gonna happen? I really enjoy watching it a second and third time and just seeing the four shadowing that is raiding and haunted feeling of this magnificent space Castle.
Because the idea is silly ghost story in space, but it is done so well and with so much details and we'll human action that it doesn't feel silly. It's it's feels so sad I begin to cry in one point because it felt so emotional to the character.
My favorite anime short of all time in 40 minutes 10 out of 10.
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Then we have stink bomb, which I will call the most unlucky guy on the planet story, that I keep thinking is Mr Bean if Mr Bean was hated and needed to be destroyed.
It's an amazing absurd black comedy with some amazing destruction and animation details. I really love this silly dumb idea. That is just given so much attention and love behind it. It is so fun to watch.
This one is the opposite of subtlety instead. We have characters written masks that are overly animated to show their feelings and people with some good old really cartoonish faces that are really expressive. It is so funny done.
I had certainly many laughs at anime and the beautiful animation and it is just go all out action fun black comedy experience that's not really too much to talk about it because, it is what it is really, just well done.
Stink bomb 8 out of 10
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Sadly the last one I couldn't get into as much I love the design and animation is still beyond many things done today, but I am sadly mostly cold on it. I don't really have too much to go on, just ok.
Goblin Slayer (2018)
Perfect Dungeon crawl feeling
Goblin Slayer is a fun sleazy anime with a funny main character that is all about killing Goblin, is so autistic about it that it's awesome.
What I enjoy most about this is the very delivered and be specific way gets through the dungeons. Just looking behind Every Corner very slowly very diligently doing it. It has the perfect Dungeon crawl feeling from the old games it is a really fun to see.
An even if the side characters not that deep they are fun and I enjoyed company when they try to get the goblin Slayer out of his shell.
This anime has a particular kind of woman they like with big proportions little clothes and just all the sex appealed it could have, it's kind of funny How sexy the characters are so funny.
What I do not enjoy about this aine is the goblin's rape people, mostly because it doesn't feel like the world has a realistic response to it. I mean if our world had the species that did that, I think people would be in the streets to Killing It Off very quickly but in this world. It's just like hey it's beginner stuff. Just go and kill these horrible creatures. It's so weird. It's like rape is not taking serious in this world.
It's a funniest experience with a main character that I like . So even if they are some things that don't make sense. I think it's worth watching.
Neon White (2022)
heaven or hell, it deserves Paradise
What a wonderful speedrund came with absurd anime aesthetic and story just touched me to my bones, enough to 100% completed and what I mean is collecting all the items and gifts.
Playing this game almost in a trends. It was so good that I had to see all of the story and get a gold medal at least on every level so it was just so fulfilling I beat it in 2 settings, 12 hours and I would say it totally worth it.
But the characters are all lovable anime absurdity we have the best friend we have the cuticle who likes knives we have the sexy girlfriends who will call you puppy.
But they are still foolished out and feel fun and compelling and I think that amnesia makes it so you grow to enjoy them like the main character begin to remember . It feels simultaneously because of it.
And the gameplay is so fast-pac Sill technical it is most amazing that it's so good that I could play this on a controller and still feel precise because I played the PS5 version.
When I get into the rhythm listen to the music Jump used I'd you demons just the trends is so magnificent. I cannot leave it. I'm so sad the game is over because I'm not gonna see these lovable goofballs anymore and this amazing gameplay that is tense but still open enough to a few ups and still get a gold medal.
A Bridge Too Far (1977)
second world war that is less explored
Movie is a spectacle on the production levels with set design to buildings being destroyed a soldiers the goal and all the high value actors they have in it.
Movie has is incredible actors in the youth of their careers doing incredible stuff. I think about the scene with the soldiers on the river bank, the British soldiers fighting in the streets slowly being destroyed.
All of the practical effects people falling from sky , buildings being destroyed I think this movie is amazing when it comes to showing the aftermath and the destruction that war brings.
And soldiers are wonderful they have been giving an impossible task and they are still trying to fill it even if there have been given to little resources to do it. The soldier still giving it their Alle even if it is a poorly made plan.
The thing I didn't like about the movie is its length. I think it's a bit too long and editing is confusing sometimes. I don't know where I'm supposed to be in these 3 to 4 different places.
It is always interesting seeing parts of the second world war that is less explored and this is certainly one of those good times.
Baldur's Gate III (2023)
Dungeon Master that has a tentacle fetish
I had a wonderful time with this game the journey was exciting on every step and the Companions were so warm and interesting .
I have not had this feeling with an rpg since I played Dragon Age a long time ago and now I finally have it the feeling of obsession where I could not get the game out of my head and they characters those were certainly part of it. My only real problem with the game is the later halves have way too many enemies so battle can take an hour but it is mostly the last chapter it happens.
I played it as a barbarian knocking heads and brute forcing my way through but it is really fun seeing all the others different ways you can get through the game and it is almost an immersivesin in how many ways you can get through the game.
I really appreciate the characters and the crest and how how you handle it changes how the characters act and even if they're alive in different acts of the game it must have been a nightmare to program, but it's so nice to see difference.
Another problem I have to the game is that it is so long for me it took 69 hours and I didn't mostly everything so it's certainly a once a lifetime experience because I'm not going back to it takes too much time.
The graphics look insane I played on PS5 and the music really was good to zones I was in special boss fight against Raphael god the music was so good dear.
But the biggest problem with the technical stuff was the loading times 30 seconds was a bit too much.
Game is a really fun Dungeon Master that has a tentacle fetish and it is a fun and varied adventure with characters that have worth remembering and even if I'm not a fan of rog style games I can appreciate it because I loved it even if I am not the biggest fan of the genre. I would recommend it as a masterpiece.
TS best girl is karlach.
Southern Comfort (1981)
A nice journey into the swarms with some lovely people .
Captain knows what he's doing, but he's not a distant for this world long and others are some of the stereotypically Bad soldiers and God was fun watching them.
Watching the story is this horrible swamp I can almost feel the exhausting watching them walk through this awful experiences and then watching these redneck French Hunters.
It's a nicely shot movie with some awful locations and almost horror Feeling because of the going down one after one.
It is a tense experience even if the acting isn't the best it is worth recommending and it is from a really good director!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halo Infinite (2021)
wasn't for Co-op with my friend, I would not have finished it
For me this game is hard to review because I had a good time with the game but it was only because I played it with a friend. If I had played it alone. I would have had one of the most exhausting and horrible experience with halo gmae I had ever had.
Gameplay experience is based on legendary, which I must say was horrible balance. Enemies are so precise . Me and my friend have to play in Russian style human wave Tactics and . Damage so hard that I had to play with certain weapons and damaged them for far to avoid getting instantly killed.
And whoever decided that they should have health bars that are so large and annoying that it takes forever to kill them and when you want out of ammo. I have to just use fits and we have it so bad, there were two Hunters me and my friend had to use 20 minutes to grab and melee it to death.
Brightside I like the grappling hood it adds a lot of fun verticality and me and my friend here at infinite more fun Just using them, then actually killing many of the enemies.
Insanely glitches one time the enemy didn't spawn so we couldn't get further ,another time the checkpoint glitches out so we had to restart to actually make new checkpoints again. So many times it crashed when loading , it is just an exhausting experience if it wasn't because we were Halo fans. I would have left this game in the dust and never touch it again.
The Sandbox doesn't add so much it feels very repetitive after a while and when you try to use a very powerful scorpion tank and the enemy still kill you in no time it's feels so disappointing and weak.
I think the story is fine my only problem with it is it is mostly feels like the franchise doesn't know what to do anymore and it's just grafting at straws. It is certainly the sin of Halo 4 that went the story became more character based instead of plot-based
soon realized that the only compelling characters are master chief and katana, and we are just left with those two forever in Conflict or together and conflict and together. It is a universe where they can only use two characters.
If it wasn't for Co-op with my friend, I would not have finished it and this is the worst Halo game even if I like some of the Mechanics like the hrafting Hook.
Moonwalker (1988)
ultimate vanity project
Michael Jackson movie in is the ultimate vanity project and I am proud that he made it et It is a swede peace of Art you can only make when you are high on yourself on a level never experience to others and your the top of your carriever.
After watching the first 20 minute of jerking off in our face then it becomes a spectacular insane trip through the mind of Michael Jackson and we get to see how he sees the world,world sees him, safe children defeats The Mafia escape from paparazzi's, want to be left alone. Just everything that is Michael Jackson and it is awesome.
It reminds me of a yellow submarine and but when the Yellow Submarine has kind of if I smoke a joint it will make sense this has a madman's kind of makes sense, so it is a very funny to analysis.
Michael Jackson it's not in good actor, but he's good performer which is more fun to watch especially when he's beside the children.
Insanely fun film would recommend.
Armadillo (2010)
To feel completely unwanted.
A film for friendship, being together with your Bros and sad depressing feeling that nothing you do matters.
Being in Afghanistan in one of the most dangerous posts that the Danish military was in and just being surrounded by people who don't really want you to be there and have a mission that nobody really believes in and now you just have to be with your bros in a desert for half a year slowly losing your mind.
Authentic and realistic betrayal of it and horrible camera lenses they use to suck all the colors out of it a bit over the top but it gets the pointed for us.
Didn't help to see actually dead people and see how you slowly become one with the masculine identity on the base and just an awesome film on every level and seeing the Danish soldier doing what they do is just breathtakingly sad and also.
Maybe the music was a bit over the top of it get the point across. I really respect this movie documentary for what it did to make it feel more like a movie than a documentary.
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Happy inside malkovich
I really enjoyed this movie just a lot of surreal humor world design and a really intelligent written script and characters were really fun.
Also really enjoyed the main character. He's a sad piece of lonely guy. I just think that he's the perfect douchebag for this story. First second scene hot girl trying to get in her pants.
Dysphoria for not feeling good in your own body is one of the things that get in the story mods of the time his relationship that is going downhill and he only really appreciates after everything is going to hell god. I mean character is so bad. I love it and black hair woman. That is just oh deliciously dominatrix like in how she tortures the main character.
It could be body horror But the way it's handle is so comedic but not overly comedic. It's kind of subtle what kind , because of monkeys and way too small working places. It has a surreal feeling that I enjoy really much.
Premise I have never seen before and have not see replicated another place and it is worth watching every Charlie Kaufman
movie did he has been a part of.
Biohazard: The Darkside Chronicles (2009)
Why the bosses
So it looks technically better. I mean the character models are higher quality and the Wii games look nice, but it also looks worse now because it have lost a lot of it dark. Atmosphere it got in the umbrella Chronicles look. It was mostly because they took assets for the GameCube games, but it's still edit a lot.
And now you can have more weapons, but they did that weird decision to instead of having the grenades on the knife button they now just have a different slot for grenades that have to compete with other weapons and that is kind of insane this stupid.
Setting in African looked so bad maybe the dark and Gray there was mostly in umbrella Chronicles was kind of repetitive but at least it did not look bad like Africa does.
Anything this game's bosses are a lot of a hill worse, the timing to not get hit is so much Tighter and I could not get it to work properly that dude with an eye socket in his arm was so bad.
I am happy they got Leon's voice actor for Resident Evil 4 that is the best part of the game for me.
It's kind of the weird part of this game. It feels like it has higher production quality behind it but also lost a lot of the soul. I would not recommend it.
Cosmopolis (2012)
sadly I think the movie is boring
I think I got this movie, I suppose I did when I think about it. It feels like a soup of information and things happening and all of that but I think I got the message, but sadly I think the movie is boring most of the time.
The scene where he talks to people in his limousines seen not connected for the world of round him. Just thinking about the system to make more money and all the philosophical talks in the limousines. I think it's had many good moments but I also think it is very sterile to watch not many funny or interesting angles.
Most of my Goodwill comes from the last scenes in the movie the last half hour where I really think the movie picks up and became interesting but most of it. Just is about a man self-destructing, but it's not that interesting to see.
What still get interesting sexual angles from David cronberg's lovely cinematography and I still thinks it's amazing how sterile. He can make sex Look and how it is not sexy even when they are having sex.
But even if I understood the story a little bit I still think boring cinematography makes me not want to go back .
Daddy's Deadly Darling (1973)
Awesome poster.. bad movie but FUN
We are in that situation again that situation where we have an awesome poster. I mean a really fun poster of a pig eating a Dude and then I watch the movie and it's kind of about that but not really.
It's more like man eating pigs is background and exist and I want them to do cool stuff, but we are instead seeing a psycho story.
I mean, it's not bad. It has a lot of charm because of the time period and I think it's fun perform, the actors Are Hamming it up and being fun so on that front. I was not bored while watching it and constantly looking for hairs and cigarette burns in the film was fun in itself.
Seeing the awesome cover watching the movie getting bamboozled, but it's still worth watching if you are interested in really bad 70s movies.
Why didn't I get to see the pigs eat the neighbors.
Roar (1981)
More scared than a horror movie
So, do you want to see the most intense movie of the year most scary horror movies.
That I have this awesome bad movie with some of the upsetting scene. I've seen because they are real f** Lions beside real people and I am always afraid that somebody is about to get killed .
And the more things I learned behind scenes the more horrified this movie becomes 70 people injured ,uses own kids for the scene all the horrible unsafe moments. I'm amazed this movie got made, but I'm happy for it because now I can watch it and become horrified.
Because seeing all these animals together interacting with people is breathtaking. Maybe it is mostly horrifying but it's still an amazing feat that they could do this and animals were so scary.
I can't tell you about all the technical parts of the movie that doesn't hold up so well the editing fills all jumble and will just end in one scene to another scene without much cause and the acting on the kids are laughable, but it's just like this is not what the movie is it's about how horrifying it is to see the actors with the animals.
I would recommen this movie that is more scared than a horror movie.
L'illusionniste (2010)
is Magic gone
I understand why people like this movie I do , sadly I find half of it boring.
When emotions hit, they hit hard and I think it's absolute worth watching to see if you are one of those Who's Gonna Love It
But for me the biggest problem was the lack of dialogue I begin to slowly fall into a trends because of the no to little dialogue.
What is absolute amazing is the animation the little detail in the hand movements all the small flowers just I think it looks like a Disney movie from the 60s when it had the more jacket style and I love it.
In the backgrounds look detail and gorgeous. Just all of the artist was in love had been put into this movie.
The slow paced very melancholy story, showing a girl magic even if it does not exist. It's a very nice movie and has some beautiful sad moments.
And the ending is just spectacular. I did not expect it and I love it.
Is Magic gone.
Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (2011)
what weapons to pick
What a great time to have with friends, having annoying discussing about what weapons to pick, but all in all in Fun Adventure with friends.
It's really fun. Just listening to the characters and the Script is funny and has some nice twist to them especially captain clonk and doctor various are really the stars of the show.
And me and my friends pick characters that somehow was similar to our personalities, so it was very fun taking hey. Why did you do that? Hey you are meanie, when characters did something in the stories.
The weapon are fun and when you actually get your friends to pick the same weapon as you , they are really powerful and has some fun effects especially the slowdown. Oh, it's so satisfying when it's slows down. The most powerful weapon turns them into boombe from The Lion King
My problem with the game is the voice line appeared way too much especially the captain clunk. Oh do I have to put this on my tax return?
And the middle of the game feels way to Long mostly because it's just about finding clues it almost feels empty but I would say if they took away from three hours of the middle it will be way better.
Fun with friends and unique gameplay certainly worth touching.
The Dirty Dozen (1967)
Good dark humor
I enjoyed this movie very much. I had many laugh because of dark humor side .
Enjoy the characters many of them are really f** awful people some of them are stupid some of them are psychopaths psychopaths, but I still begin to connect with these people even so .
Character feel a bit cartoon some of them, but still it has that feeling of authenticity .
Action scenes look like those really unsafe. It's dangerous scenes that could kill people and because it was made in the 60s. I think it may even some people have died in the process.
But they're very tense and the long build up to it just makes it even more on the edge of the seat.
But it has some hilarious scene the dialogue is really punchy in the Punch lines, and it I just had a smile on my face all the way through it was never dull.
Voodoo Vince (2003)
charm voodoo Aesthetics
So what we have here is a game with a lot of charm voodoo Aesthetics, fun puzzle system, but the platforming is stall and repetitive and it's not help by the hover mechanic.
Put the character voodoo Vince is a funny one and he is pathetic integness is also very fun. It leaves a smile on my face. The only problem is the platforming gets really tedious and collecting doesn't feel rewarding.
Walking through the game is very slow and the camera on controller is also very slow. The combat is mostly just there to see fun voodoo attacks and kill moves. It's just like I enjoyed a game, I enjoy everything around the gameplay but I don't injoy the gameplay.
But that is where you go in, play the game see if the charm is enough to you and have a wonderful time. Sadly It is not for me.
Touhou Luna Nights (2018)
fun personality
Went into this game with no expectations and what I got out of it was insane girl adventure with knife time stop and sisterly relationships.
So we are metroidvania town again and we are eating good tonight. This is a really fun short and difficult game but really fun mechanic with throwing knives and items make it so this is not a game. I have played before it's such a unique take and combat feels so unique and fun.
Has some beautiful pixel art just very cute and Bouncy designs and I really enjoyed a music not anything I'm gonna listen to after the completing game, but it is catchy while doing the game.
And a story is nonsense but it's fun nonsense it doesn't drag it down. It's not too long and it is cute when reading the text boxes so it's not a bother.
My only 2 criticism of the game is that I think their far too few teleporting devices and I really wanted to be a little thing so you can see where item you have missed because, I needed to use a gamefaq map to find the last two items.
The game biggest strength is the high speed fun i have when playing it it just doesn't go down. It's mostly going to new items new weapons new everything it. Just keeps on going because of the short length it never gets boring and it has such a fun personality to it.
Inherent Vice (2014)
feeling of Conspiracy everything
I enjoyed movie will enough, strong acting really strong everything together,
and the mystery is really good it's mostly people are giving him information but maybe not the correct and maybe not all of it so he has to pull all of these different strings together to find the plot.
But the movie just goes all out with the conversation. I become really hungry for some beautiful shots, downtime but we had just going for conversation to conversation to conversation. They are good written and I enjoy them it took a while to understand everything in the plot, but they are really well done. It's just sad it's going for conversations all the time.
In the movie has a really nice feeling of Conspiracy and everything is happening all around well on but you can't see it. I really enjoyed the main character it felt like he was breathing for air in in the middle of everything.
What are the best things about the movie is the vibe of the 70s close and cast the way to film sometimes have degradation to show it was shot back then. It's just a really nice vibe to the movie.
And I will enjoyed the main character. He's a nice dude. He's a nice hippie with dirty feet who can't really find out what he wants to do with his life, but at least he can work. And help his clients as much as possible.
Ghost Recon (2010)
What a dole game
Try to get my friend to play it with me. He gave up after 15 minutes and after I played half of it. I cannot blame him.
Usually when I played light gun games, like the surprisingly good Resident Evil ones there are certain amount of enemies. It is important to hit a certain points and it has a fine looking art style but in this one.
I don't know the colors design to easier find the enemies, but sadly it looks so cartoony and after killing a hundred enemies in 10 minutes. I begin to laugh because what the hell is this, Ghost recon this is not what it's supposed to be.
It doesn't help that the weapon sound really weak like the main shooter is pathetic sounding so the enemies just fall with rectal and the sound effects don't really do much it, Just come together to be a really boring experience.
I struggle finding anything to recommendous , Sorry just find something else.