Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Blood Relations (2014)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : Is that barbed wire?

  Penelope Garcia : Indeed it is, arranged to fit like a noose.

  Derek Morgan : How do you wrap that into a noose?

  Penelope Garcia : I guess it's the same way that porcupines make love. Very carefully.

• Penelope Garcia : Get your barf bags ready, my creatures, because these pictures are even more not pretty than usual!

• Penelope Garcia : Now, going backwards there is nothing particular compelling about either of their graves, but holy cow everything before it is! So, so gather around the campfire my friends because this one is quite the story!

• Penelope Garcia : Guys, I'm a little worried I wasted my time being an expert in my field, because this biofuel thing has a massive payout!