- Rebekah Mikaelson: Elijah is home. There's only one dagger. Which one of us will you be punishing today?
- Klaus Mikaelson: I contemplated a game, of eeny meeny miny moe. You betrayed me, my own sister.
- Elijah Mikaelson: Niklaus, don't you dare.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Well, perhaps it should be you, brother, stealing my child away with every fawning moment of tenderness you show to Hayley.
- Elijah Mikaelson: This has nothing to do with Hayley.
- Klaus Mikaelson: It has everything to do with her! She's adored you since she arrived and now my child, my blood will grow up to call you father.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Is that what this is? You are once again worried that you will be left behind? Has history taught you nothing? We don't abandon you, Nik. You drive us away.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Is that so? What have I done lately other than cooperate? I bowed down to you, brother, to make up for daggering you, for the greater good of our plan to reclaim our home. Looked the other way, sister, while you repeat the same cycle with Marcel, falling again for a man you shouldn't be with, while he controls the empire that we built that he took. Now, I make no excuses for past sins but in the one moment when you two could have chosen to stand by me, to believe in me... and believe my intentions for my own child were pure, you chose to stand against me to side with my enemies. I wanted our home back. Now I have it. So, I'm going to live there, and the two of you, you can stay here together... and rot.
- Marcel Gerard: You want all this? Fine. It's yours. You can put me back on the street for all I care , but let's make one thing clear. Youl'll never have this: loyalty. You can't buy it. You can't own it. You can't force it. It comes only out of love and respect for the people who believe in you. You taught me many things, Niklaus Mikaelson but this I learned myself and it is something that you will never know. Enjoy your kingdom.
- Hayley: Why are you trying to put together your family when it's so clear that one part of it is broken?
- Elijah Mikaelson: The definition of the word broken suggests that something can be fixed.
- Camille O'Connell: [to Klaus] Look at you! Repeating the same destructive cycles of your life over and over again! You are the architect of your own happiness.
- Hayley: [to Elijah, during his delirium] So you're having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I'm staying.
- Camille O'Connell: [to Klaus] Rebekah's out to get you. Elijah's out to get you. Is there anyone who isn't plotting your downfall? I doubt you trust your own reflection.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Perhaps I'm concerned that if I voice my opinion about what you did to Elijah, I will end up on the wrong side of your toxic hybrid teeth.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Poppycock! I would never bite you... you know my preferred method of punishment for your indiscretions is the dagger.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: There is something fundamentally wrong with you.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I am a liar, a betrayer. I have conspired against my own blood and I doubt even your God could save me.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [about Hayley, to Elijah] She's adored you since she arrived and now my child, my blood, will grow up to call you father.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Is that what it is? You are once again worried that you will be left behind? Has history taught you nothing? We don't abandon you, Nik. You drive us away!
- Klaus Mikaelson: In the one moment when you two could have chosen to stand by me, to believe in me, believe my intentions for my own child were pure, you chose to stand against me. To side with my enemies. I wanted our home back, and now I have it. So I'm going to live there. And the two of you can stay together here and rot.
- Hayley: Remind me to annihilate your brother once you're healthy.
- Elijah Mikaelson: [fighting his fever] Yes... Remind me to remind you to get in line.
- Klaus Mikaelson: You're coming with me, little wolf.
- Hayley: Why would I be going anywhere with you?
- Klaus Mikaelson: Now you can fight me on this, but you will lose.
- [holds open passenger door]
- Klaus Mikaelson: As will anyone else who tries to stop you from getting into this car!