Quotes
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Erica : You remember an address you saw on a Post-It note two days ago?
Natalie Teeger : It's a gift... and a curse.
Adrian Monk : I'm no longer so sure about the gift part.
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Randy Disher : I loved his book about the global wealth gap thing.
Natalie Teeger : You didn't read his book.
Randy Disher : Well, I listened to a podcast.
Natalie Teeger : No, you didn't.
Randy Disher : Yeah, well, Sharona listens to it. She fills me in. I get the gist.
Natalie Teeger : You don't get the gist.
Randy Disher : Yeah, I get the gist of the gist.
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Randy Disher : [about Monk] He's afraid of heights. It's his second biggest fear after germs.
Natalie Teeger : Actually, it goes germs, needles, birds, then heights.
Randy Disher : No, no, no, no, no, it's germs, heights, snakes, needles, Neil Diamond, birds, puppets... soccer riots, milk... baby shoes.
Natalie Teeger : Wait, I think it's puppets... Is before birds.
Randy Disher : Puppets is? Wait, so puppets, birds...
Natalie Teeger : And mothballs.
Randy Disher : Yeah, mothballs.
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Natalie Teeger : He thinks we abandoned him.
Adrian Monk : It was more of a betrayal, actually.
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Randy Disher : [propounding his "theory"] Makes you think.
Stottlemeyer : No, it doesn't.
Natalie Teeger : No, it doesn't.
Adrian Monk : Quite the opposite, actually.