The Lego Movie (2014)

Will Arnett: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : [while under attack]  To the Batmobile!

  [the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it up] 

  Batman : Dang it...

  Wonder Woman : To the Invisible Jet!

  [the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion] 

  Wonder Woman : Dang it...

• Batman : I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.

• Batman : [to Lucy]  If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.

• Emmet : Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun.

  Batman : Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.

• Batman : I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean it's not like a like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us MY GOSH.

• Emmet : That's the signal, but the shield is still up.

  Batman : Then I guess we'll just have to wing it.

  [Beat] 

  Batman : That's a bat pun.

• Robot : [At the Octan loading bay]  Who are you here to see?

  Batman : I'm here to see... your butt!

  Robot : Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?

  Robot : [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him]  Oh, my gosh!

  [Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it] 

  Batman : Pow!

  [he throws another which still doesn't hit it] 

  Batman : Wham!

  [he throws another and misses again] 

  Batman : Kezap!

  [he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green] 

  Batman : First try!

• Emmet : I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.

  Unikitty : Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

  Emmet : So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?

  Unikitty : Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

  Lucy : You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.

  Unikitty : And there's also no consistency.

  Batman : [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him]  I hate this place.

  Unikitty : Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!

• [after Batman flies in and saves them] 

  Batman : Relax, everybody, I'm here.

  Emmet : Batman!

  [to Lucy] 

  Batman : What's up, babe?

  Lucy : Babe!

  Emmet : What?

  Lucy : Oh, sorry.

  [to Batman] 

  Lucy : Batman, this is Emmet.

  [to Emmet] 

  Lucy : Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.

  Batman : I'm Batman.

  Emmet : That's your boyfriend?

  [Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] 

  Emmet : Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

  Lucy : It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?

  [she turns to see Batman has disappeared] 

  Bad Cop : There he is!

  Batman : Police to meet you, Bad Cop.

  [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle] 

  Bad Cop : Batman! The pleasure is all mine!

  [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle] 

  Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.

  [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground] 

• Batman : [about Cloud Cukoo Land]  I hate this place.

• Batman : Bruce Wayne? Uh... who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.

• Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.

• Batman : This is not how Batman dies.

• Batman : What're you losers talking about? Thought I'd help you guys out. Left the weird cat thing to stall.

• Batman : First try.

• Batman : What... the heck... is that?

  Emmet : It's a double Decker couch, which seemed like a good idea at the time, but I now realize it's not super helpful. But it does, you know, it has cup holders, seats flip up with coolers underneath.

  Batman : You are so disappointing on so many levels.

  Vitruvius : Why are my pants cold and wet?

  Lucy : Ew.

  Vitruvius : Uh...