- Jack: [Jack crashes Madge and Mel's Wedding] Janice! Janice! It's your last chance, Come I've got the car with me, We can go anywhere you want!
- Donald Stewart: Did someone order a taxi?
- Mick Garvey: It's that lad from last night.
- Jack: If you won't come with me, give me one more kiss. I can't stop thinking about you!
- Mel Harvey: Get rid of him!
- Jack: [Mateo carries Jack out] Janice! Janice!
- Mick Garvey: One More?
- Janice Garvey: I don't think he's all there, I think he might have... learning difficulties
- Mick Garvey: He'll have fucking Walking Difficulties if he comes anywhere near me!