- Helvetica Black: Shall we do this?
- Toe Thompson: I just realized something. I know why you have them beat up on me everyday.
- Helvetica Black: 'Cause I hate you?
- Toe Thompson: Because you love me. That's right isn't it? We're both outsiders, We're both ignored, we both have railroad tracks for braces. we're lonely and boring and always getting in trouble because we have nothing else better to do.So, you're head-over-heels in love with me and that makes you furious! Am I right?
- Helvetica Black: How about... NO!
- Laser: [about the telephone] Change your head back, Loogie.
- Loogie: This has certain advantages.
- Laser: What advantages?
- Loogie: [the phone rings. Loogie turns his head and there is a pickup sound] Hello?
- Laser: [Laser smacks his forehead exaggeratedly]
- Loogie: All right, I wish the phone was gone.
- [the phone disappears from Loogie's head]
- Helvetica Black: How'd you like your braces up your nose?
- [Toe smiles. No braces on his teeth]
- Helvetica Black: Your braces! Where are they?
- Toe Thompson: Up my nose.
- Loogie: I'm tired of video games and i'm bored with TV. Let's do something.
- Laser: We been through this before. There's nothing else to do. Come play video games with us we need a third person.
- Loogie: [Loogie starting to smile] Let's go an outdoor adventure.
- Lug: [getting the remote] There's a huge thunderstorm. Look.
- Cole Black: [holding the wishing rock] I wish I were a dung beetle?
- [Cole systematically transforms into a giant dung beetle, scarring a group of bystanders]