Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Bret Gives Up the Dream (2007)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

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• Bret : It's a chicken egg situation.

  Murray : What does he mean, chicken?

  Jemaine : Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg?

  Murray : Well, that's irrelevant, isn't it? Stupid. The chicken, obviously.

  Bret : Well, then where'd the chicken come from?

  Murray : Well it came from the - oh.

  Bret : Yeah, see, the egg.

  Murray : You're the egg. You're a bad egg. You've derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.

• Jemaine : Murray, we need some money.

  Murray : Oh O.K., how much? We got about four dollars in here.

  Jemaine : Four dollars? I thought we had ten dollars.

  Murray : This box cost six.

  Bret : Well, what was wrong with the bag?

  Murray : The bag was useless Bret! It had a great big hole in it... we must've lost about twenty dollars out of that bag!