- Susan Mayer: Getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together.
- Gabrielle Solis: Oh my God! We should totally do that!
- Susan Mayer: What?
- Gabrielle Solis: Get married! Together!
- Susan Mayer: You and me? Well... I'm beyond flattered. I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman. I just...
- Gabrielle Solis: No, stupid! I mean a double wedding!
- Susan Mayer: Oh... Oh! I would love that!
- Gabrielle Solis: I know! Then you wouldn't be mad, and I wouldn't feel guilty.
- Susan Mayer: And we could be brides together!
- Gabrielle Solis: Together! Let's celebrate! More chocolate! And, just you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.
- Susan Mayer: That's good to know.
- Susan Mayer: Marriage is like these bonbons. You never know what you're getting until you're right in the middle of it.
- [Susan breaks open one bonbon chocolate]
- Susan Mayer: [gasps] It's one of those hard jelly ones. Do you think that's an omen?
- [Lynette and Tom aren't talking at all at breakfast]
- Parker Scavo: Are you mad at daddy?
- Lynette Scavo: No. Why would you think that?
- Parker Scavo: Cause you're not talking to him.
- Lynette Scavo: Well you know two people who have known each other as long as mommy and daddy ahve, they don't have to always talk, in fact a sign of a good relationship is being comfortable in silence.
- Tom Scavo: That's true, although mommy ignoring me last night at work wasn't exactly what I call comfortable.
- Lynette Scavo: Well daddy probably didn't notice that I was unloading twenty-pound bags of flour cause he still can't lift them, so mommy didn't exactly have time to sit around and chew the fat.
- Tom Scavo: Well you haven't wanted to chew that fat for five days now. Come on Lynette something is obviously bugging you.
- Lynette Scavo: You wanna know what's bugging me? I'm trying to have a lovely breakfast with my family and you're picking a fight.
- Tom Scavo: Who's fighting, I just wanna talk!
- Lynette Scavo: There's nothing to talk about, OK, just leave me alone.
- Parker Scavo: Sorry I asked!