Will & Grace (TV Series)

Big Brother is Coming: Part I (1999)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Grace : Hey, I've got some big news.

  Will Truman : Yeah?

  Grace : Remember when you selfishly bailed on me at the store and left me to buy a birthday present for you to give your friend?

  Will Truman : Yeah, that was right after I thoughtfully split up the workload so you could make your manicure on time.

  Grace : Yeah, it was right about that time. Anyway, thirty seconds after you left, Sam Truman walks up to me.

  Karen Walker : Ooh! Old lover?

  Will Truman : Sam Truman? My brother?

  Karen Walker : So... no?

• Karen Walker : [Grace is telling her about Will's history with Sam]  Honey, I barely care about Will. Can you imagine how I feel about the brother?

• Karen Walker : Oh, my god! Do you know what he would love? Oh! What is that deal down in the Mediterranean where you can charter a yacht with another couple for a week? You know, 7-person cruise, they take you up the Italian Riviera. Oh, what is the name of that boat?!

  Will Truman : Oh, I know. The S.S. Lower Your Dosage.