NCIS (TV Series)
Forced Entry (2004)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[Jeremy and Michelle emerge from the hospital entrance, speaking about the NCIS agents]
Michelle Davison : Two of them were pretty dumb, but their boss wasn't. Did you see the way he was looking at me...?
[They both freeze when they see Gibbs standing in front of them, staring. Tony and Kate appear on either side of Gibbs, guns drawn]
Tony DiNozzo : That seem harsh to you, Kate?
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Very!
[Michelle's hand creeps toward her pocket...]
Tony DiNozzo : Go for it, honey!
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : My first shot's going through your right eye socket, lady!
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[McGee is innocently drinking coffee that Tony gave him without mentioning that it belongs to Gibbs]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Enjoying that coffee, McGee?
Timothy McGee : Uh, yeah!
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's not too hot?
Timothy McGee : [pause] It's your coffee. I'm, uh... Sorry, Boss. I'll get you another one.
[to Tony and Kate]
Timothy McGee : Thanks.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Yeah, maybe next time you should remember Rule Twenty-Three.
Tony DiNozzo : Is that the one about not marrying a woman who eats more than you do?
Marine Sgt. Chris Hegarty : You never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live, Agent DiNozzo.
Tony DiNozzo : [laughs] That's right.
[as McGee leaves]
Tony DiNozzo : Dead man walking!
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[last lines]
Tony DiNozzo : Yep, it's amazing what you can do with computers these days, Kate.
Timothy McGee : Sure is, Tony. Hey, I've, uh, got a little somethin' you might be interested in.
Tony DiNozzo : Who's this supposed to be?
Timothy McGee : I tracked down your cyber babe for you. Hot Jugs 24.
[McGee shows picture of big, bald, tattooed dude in undershirt. Kate laughs]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, she's a real keeper, DiNozzo.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : I wonder if he wears a sports bra.
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Caitlin "Kate" Todd : According to our rapist, he was invited over, by Laura Rowens.
Tony DiNozzo : Oh!
[slaps his forehead]
Tony DiNozzo : What was that little tip I picked up as a cop in Baltimore? Right on the...
[points to his tongue]
Tony DiNozzo : Oh, yeah. Rapists are liars, Kate.
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Abby Sciuto : Internet romances never work out.
Tony DiNozzo : They all end in attempted murder, Abby?
Abby Sciuto : Only the really hot ones, Tony.
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Caitlin "Kate" Todd : 12 years of Catholic school says that ain't ever going to happen.
Tony DiNozzo : Do you still have the pleated skirt?
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Donald Mallard : [addressing the corpse on his autopsy table] You know, the Romans considered dying during the act of love to be a great honor, Mr. Grotinski.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? What would they think about videotaping it?
Donald Mallard : Well, from some of the murals I've seen in Pompeii, I think they'd rather enjoy it.
Tony DiNozzo : It's an Italian thing, Ducky. We're passionate people; it runs in our blood.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : The only thing running through your blood, Tony, is cholesterol. And possibly chlamydia.