The Nanny (TV Series)

The Whine Cellar (1994)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Yetta Rosenberg

Quotes 

• Yetta Rosenberg : Fifty? Please! She's got brassieres older than 50! If she's 50, then I'm... what do ya know? She's 50!

• Yetta Rosenberg : Schmooie, come here. I'll introduce you to your Uncle Stanley

  [whispers] 

  Yetta Rosenberg : just play along. Stan look, Schmooie! You haven't seen him since he was this big. He's being Bar Mitzvahed while you're on your cruise.

  Uncle Stanley : Sorry we're going to miss it. This is from me and your Aunt Cookie

  [gives him cash] 

  Uncle Stanley : .

  Brighton Sheffield : Thank you very much!

  Yetta Rosenberg : [to Brighton]  We split everything 50/50.

• Sylvia Fine : [loudly, outside]  I wonder if Fran is home. I will go inside and see.

  Everyone : Surprise!

  Yetta Rosenberg : [at the kitchen door]  Will you wait until she comes in?

  Sylvia Fine : [feigning surprise]  A birthday party, I had no idea! Look at me!

  [shows off her red sparkling dress] 

  Sylvia Fine : We were on our way to see Shawshank Redemption!

• Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield : It's your daughter's 50th birthday.

  Yetta Rosenberg : 50? She's got brassieres older than that! Why if she's 50, I'm... what do you know? My daughter's 50.