- Mindy McConnell: Well, if I can't date other men, I guess I'll just have to settle down with Mork and have cute little green babies that drink their formula with their finger.
- Frederick McConnell: Are you ready to start the inventory, Cora?
- Cora Hudson: Certainly, Fredzo.
- Frederick McConnell: And don't call me "Fredzo," it sounds like a detergent!
- Mindy McConnell: Daddy! How's the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful father in the world?
- Frederick McConnell: Suspicious!
- Mindy McConnell: I have something for you. Two FREE tickets to tonight's basketball game. You're taking Mork.
- Frederick McConnell: That's the nicest thing you've given me since the chicken pox.
- [Mindy finds a letter from Mork]
- Mork: Mindy, I know you are sad because people think you and I are lovelings. I don't want you to be sad anymore, so I'm going away. If people from Ork knew how to love, I'm sure I would love you, but I don't even understand what love is. Love, Mork.
- Eugene: Grandma Hudson, thank you for letting me work today. I need the money so I can buy my mom a birthday present.
- Cora Hudson: Oh well, that's alright, Eugene. What are you gonna buy her?
- Eugene: The best present in the WHOLE world: a catcher's mitt!
- Cora Hudson: Wow, that's great! And it'll go so well with those shin-guards you gave her last year!
- Mindy McConnell: So did the basketball game end early?
- Mork: I guess so. After about an hour, your father stopped it.
- Mindy McConnell: My father stopped it?
- Mork: Yeah, he said, "This has gone on long enough!"
- Mindy McConnell: Oh Mork, what did you do?
- Mork: Oh, lots of things. I had a great time!
- [Exidor addresses imaginary people]
- Exidor: I told you never to sit on my throne! I leave you two alone for five minutes and the whole place goes to pot! You scoff, you don't believe, but I tell you men from Venus are coming down to take us to their planet! They arrive Labor Day. Then they're gonna blow up the whole world! And you sit there eating a sandwich?