Mork & Mindy (TV Series)
Mork Goes Erk (1979)
Morgan Fairchild: Susan Taylor
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Quotes
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Susan : ERK teaches you how to love yourself.
Franklin Delano Bickley : I bet you got an A.
Susan : A+!
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Mindy McConnell : Mr. Bickley, you're just going through a writer's slump. Mork is leaving for good!
Franklin Delano Bickley : Look, sister, Little Muffet ain't coming back, either.
Mork : Oh. None of us has a reason to be happy now.
Franklin Delano Bickley : [helping himself to their drinks] I'll drink to that.
[Susan bursts through the door, all smiles]
Susan : Knock, knock, knock!
[Her smile fades. Mork is slumped over, rubbing his ear. Mindy is slumped over, shading her eyes because of tears. Bickley is leaning on the counter, burying himself in a drink]
Susan : Well, what a group. Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Feel No Pain. What's wrong with you people?
Franklin Delano Bickley : I've lost my talent.
Mindy McConnell : Mork is leaving.
Mork : The rabbit died.
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Susan : You people have got to get ERK!
Franklin Delano Bickley : You've been irking me since you came in.
Susan : Mindy, listen. ERK would help you with your depression. And Mr. Bickley, you know, you could use some help with your drinking.
Franklin Delano Bickley : I drink fine by myself.
Susan : Oh, and Mork, I bet he could come up with something for you.
Mork : Yeah. That sounds exciting. Come on, Mindy!
[taking her hands and leaping up]
Mork : Let's not poop the party!
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Susan : This is Ellsworth!
[Mork and Mindy stand up to shake hands, but Ellsworth ignores them]
Susan : Oh, Ellsworth, you know, we're so lucky to have a man like you, so unselfish - it's a special gift for...
Ellsworth : [interrupting her with a huge smile] Yes, excuse me, excuse me. Could you hold that thought just a moment?
Susan : [almost swooning toward him] Ohh, yes.
[Ellsworth, checkbook in hand, starts counting how many people are attending]
Ellsworth : Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Twenty bodies, twenty checks! Okay, we're all set.
[He puts his checkbook in his pocket]
Ellsworth : Now, what were you saying?
Mork : She was saying how nice it was that an unselfish man like you came all this way for a little thing like money!