Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

In Mork We Trust (1979)

Tom Poston: Mr. Bickley

Quotes 

• Franklin Delano Bickley : [finding Mork's age machine]  What's this, some electronic noise maker?

  Mork : No, it's a sign language radio for deaf people.

  [sign language while singing] 

  Mork : I'll love you more than you'll ever know.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : [about the noise]  Keep it down!

  Mork : [lowers his hand and continues]  I'll love you more than you'll ever know.

• Franklin Delano Bickley : Who keeps sucking ice cubes and spitting them back into an empty cup?

  Julius : Oh, sorry!

  Franklin Delano Bickley : [to Mindy]  And quit putting ice cubes in the drinks. Do you know what it's like to have 13 people above you all tinkling at the same time?

  Julius : Oh, sorry!

• Franklin Delano Bickley : [to his dog]  You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say.

  Mork : You're a thief, pop!

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out!

  Mindy McConnell : [coming out from behind his couch]  Hi, Mister Bickley.

  Mork : [hands up]  No shoot, GI, no shoot.

• Franklin Delano Bickley : [seeing a bunch of people bent over playing Twister]  Please! Don't get up. They didn't all come in that way, did they? That's obscene, that looks like a Christmas card from Hugh Hefner.

  Mindy McConnell : It's a game, they're not supposed to fall over.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Oh really?

  [kicks one player and knocks them all down] 

• Mork : We'll try to be more quiet. We'll only play 'spin the sock', we'll replace our stereo needle with a Q-tip, and we'll all play charades wearing gloves.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Shut up!

  Mork : Thank you!

• Franklin Delano Bickley : Don't play that stolen radio all night!

• Franklin Delano Bickley : I'm not leaving until there's no more dancing, singing, laughing, talking or bodily sounds!

  Julius : Oh, sorry!

• Mindy McConnell : I didn't know you were married.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I lost her in 1966.

  [tears up] 

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, I'm sorry...

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Every night, I pray... the old bat doesn't find me. She didn't like me either.

• Franklin Delano Bickley : Do you know what it sounds like downstairs? It sounds like R2D2 trying to do soft shoe.