Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

In Mork We Trust (1979)

Pam Dawber: Mindy McConnell

Quotes 

• Mindy McConnell : Don't you think you should change your clothes first?

  Mork : Oh you're right, it's tough to be macho in a plastic green dress.

• Mindy McConnell : Come on, Bickley, open the door!

  Mork : Yoo hoo! Sticky fingers!

• Mindy McConnell : Mork, it can be against the law to go in somebody's apartment when they're not home, even if the door's not locked.

  Mork : Oh can you honestly say that since Watergate? Come on.

• Mork : What's a kleptomaniac?

  Mindy McConnell : Well a kleptomaniac is somebody who steals compulsively.

  Mork : Oh, like politicians.

• Policeman : Found him going back and forth on the highway.

  Mindy McConnell : Mork, why were you crossing the road?

  Mork : I think I was evolving a joke. Kept having an urge to get to the other side.

• Franklin Delano Bickley : [to his dog]  You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say.

  Mork : You're a thief, pop!

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out!

  Mindy McConnell : [coming out from behind his couch]  Hi, Mister Bickley.

  Mork : [hands up]  No shoot, GI, no shoot.

• Franklin Delano Bickley : [seeing a bunch of people bent over playing Twister]  Please! Don't get up. They didn't all come in that way, did they? That's obscene, that looks like a Christmas card from Hugh Hefner.

  Mindy McConnell : It's a game, they're not supposed to fall over.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Oh really?

  [kicks one player and knocks them all down] 

• Mindy McConnell : Are you alright?

  Mork : Sure, I just love to play 'Squash the alien'.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, could you breathe down there?

  Mork : Only out.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, well I'm sorry all those people fell on you, Mork.

  Mork : Oh that's a great game, let's play another game like 'musical spikes' or 'hide and go kill'?

  Mindy McConnell : Why don't you just come out and say you don't want to play the silly game?

  Mork : I didn't want to be rude.

• Mindy McConnell : I can't believe you called all my friends!

  Mork : I can't believe what they called you!

• Mindy McConnell : Mork, that girl is not a criminal, she's a cheerleader!

  Mork : Oh so that's why when she told me to drop dead she spelled it out, 'Give me a D, give me an R, give me an O'.

• Mindy McConnell : I didn't know you were married.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I lost her in 1966.

  [tears up] 

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, I'm sorry...

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Every night, I pray... the old bat doesn't find me. She didn't like me either.