- Abbie Carmichael: [discussing a case] What do you call this?
- Det. Ed Green: Besides a bunch of crazy, rich white people with too much time on their hands?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: The best Skoda could come up with was "necrophilia without tears".
- Dr. Bertram Stokes: Maybe I should call my attorney.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: You can call the sugar-plum fairy for all we care.
- Abbie Carmichael: It's a suicide, it's an accident, it's a breath mint. This guy gives me a headache.
- Abbie Carmichael: We just take his word that the suicide was his wife's idea; she didn't leave a note, a videotape?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I guess they didn't read "Euthanasia for Dummies".
- Det. Ed Green: [finding a white substance in the waste bin] What's this?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I'm bettin' it ain't Sweet'N Low.
- Abbie Carmichael: I'm going to where anyone who wants to poison their neighbor goes to first these days...
- Jack McCoy: ...the internet.
- Abbie Carmichael: MPTP, Parkinson's... If there are any relevant articles, maybe we can find out if Debbie Mason downloaded them.
- Jack McCoy: How-to-poison-dear-old-mom dot com.
- Jack McCoy: I've never liked doctors.
- Abbie Carmichael: I don't like people who pick on their mothers.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: I don't like people we can't make a case against.
- Jack McCoy: [referring to David Moore and his wife] If she's incapacitated for any reason, he gets power of attorney.
- Abbie Carmichael: Which means, as long as she's alive, he has access to her money.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: He gave her just enough insulin to put her into a coma. Talk about threading a needle.
- Abbie Carmichael: ...I know what you're going to say, but we don't hand out Brownie points for helping people kill themselves.