- Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy, did you ever make love on top of a mountain?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: No, the closest I ever came was on top of a fat guy named Old Smokey.
- [Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting out on a Valentine's cruise with their steadies]
- Blanche Devereaux: We are giong away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.
- Rose Nylund: What kinda protection?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about...
- [drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf]
- Rose Nylund: A Nestle's Crunch?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: One over.
- Rose Nylund: An enema bag?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: To the right.
- Rose Nylund: Dentu Grip?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!
- Drugstore Clerk: Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?