The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Valentine's Day (1989)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Blanche Devereaux : Dorothy, did you ever make love on top of a mountain?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : No, the closest I ever came was on top of a fat guy named Old Smokey.
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[Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting out on a Valentine's cruise with their steadies]
Blanche Devereaux : We are giong away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.
Rose Nylund : What kinda protection?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about...
[drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf]
Rose Nylund : A Nestle's Crunch?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : One over.
Rose Nylund : An enema bag?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : To the right.
Rose Nylund : Dentu Grip?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!
Drugstore Clerk : Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?