The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (1989)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : Dorothy, did you ever make love on top of a mountain?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : No, the closest I ever came was on top of a fat guy named Old Smokey.

• [Blanche, Rose and Dorothy are at a drugstore picking up some last minute supplies before setting out on a Valentine's cruise with their steadies] 

  Blanche Devereaux : We are giong away on a romantic cruise to the Bahamas with Jeff and Rich and Randy. In this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection.

  Rose Nylund : What kinda protection?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Two armed Pinkerton guards! No, Blanche is talking about...

  [drawing Rose's attention to items on a nearby shelf] 

  Rose Nylund : A Nestle's Crunch?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : One over.

  Rose Nylund : An enema bag?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : To the right.

  Rose Nylund : Dentu Grip?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Condoms, Rose! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!

  Drugstore Clerk : Hey, take it easy lady! You just get out of prison?