The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Feelings (1990)

Christopher Daniel Barnes: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin Kelly : Oh, no. You're not a substitute nurse too, are you?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I'm sorry about your knee. You know, you wouldn't have been blindsided if you'd stayed in the pocket.

  Kevin Kelly : You know football?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : I know everything. Ah, I see some people have already signed your cast.

  Kevin Kelly : Uh, yeah, some of the guys from the team. Are you signing it?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Correcting it. There is no K in victory. Oh yeah, and we'll just change this to 'Ms. Zbornak eats shiitake mushrooms.'

  Kevin Kelly : Listen, if you're feeling guilty about not influencing my life, don't. People have been trying to get me to be serious for years.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : We made a deal. You promised me that I could tutor you once football season was over, and it looks like it is.

  Kevin Kelly : Yeah, but this isn't exactly fair; I can't move.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Yeah, I know, I know. It'll be like teaching fish in a barrel.