The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Feelings (1990)
Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux
Quotes
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Rose Nylund : When the nitrous oxide wore off and my head began to clear, Lou, that's my dentist, said he was checking my heartbeat, but I think he was up to more than that.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Why, Rose, I mean, what gave you that idea?
Rose Nylund : I don't think 'wowie-wow-wow-wow' is a medical term.
Blanche Devereaux : [outraged] How could he do a thing like that?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Believe me, just because men in the medical profession wear white does not mean that they're angels.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Blanche is telling me about Freud.
Sophia Petrillo : Why are you askin' her? I'm the one who slept with him.
Blanche Devereaux : Sophia this is serious, honey. According to this book, if Rose doesn't confront Dr. Norgan, she could take her hostilities out on us.
Sophia Petrillo : Tunnels. He loved to drive through tunnels!
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Sophia Petrillo : Dorothy, you're home from school.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Oh, Ma, do you realize you've said the same thing to me just that way ever since I was in the 3rd grade? That's sweet.
Sophia Petrillo : t's not sweet, it's pathetic. Fifty-two years, and you never stopped off anwhere. Get a life! So, did you teach anybody anything today?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Well, I tried, but it seems none of the kids are interested in learning how to diagram sentences. I really don't get it. I mean, am I the only one who thinks diagramming sentences is fun?
Sophia Petrillo : You talk like this on dates, don't you?
Blanche Devereaux : Dorothy, you're a substitute. Your job isn't actually to teach.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Then what is it?
Blanche Devereaux : To keep the kids from burning the school down before the other teacher gets back.
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Sophia Petrillo : [reading the Classified ads in the kitchen] Blanche, I'm tryin' to decide what to get Dorothy for her birthday. What do you think about this? "Good-looking, single, white male, seeks fun times on a regular basis."
Blanche Devereaux : Well, it's somethin' she doesn't have.